New haven??!

<p>Yes. I lived there my entire life. Let me tell you, New Haven is an absolute dumb.</p>

<p>First of all there are museums and art galleries all over the place. Theatres. Yale Rep, Shubert, I mean there’s no escape. Stupid vegetarian and cultural food restaurants. Fair trade and non profit organizations stuffed with unique artisan goods or missions. Strange men who play guitar faultlessly in the park and on the street as you walk by. Kill the music, I say. Oh, and the diversity! I swear, it suffocates you! People from all over the world! Of all different economic statuses! And so many stupid events. Music festivals and concerts, orchestras, environmental talks, art showings. I mean, no one cares, even if they’re free. Ugly trees. Hideous historical architecture. Large cliffs no one wants to hike. Seriously who wants to stand above New Haven during a sunset from a clifftop. Dump Dump Dump. Don’t come here.</p>