New Recruit Training Standards

<p>Darn! I received no such letter! However I did received a “We regret to inform you, blah blah blah” that indicates that I am overqualified to be a Drill Instructor, Cadre, or any other loose cannon. Maybe I shoulda just tried to join the Senior Corps. I heard they get a two hour nap and ice cream before bed. But that gardening competition looks alittle rough…</p>