<p>Faculty from my out-of-state community college reached out to me yesterday to inquire if I could give advice to another aspiring Trojan. And I did. I gave so much advice. I might even send a copy of my articulation agreement.</p>
<p>Oh god, what if I help another transfer student get into USC? SeattleTW’s brain would explode. Maybe I could start a secret society of transfer students who help one another, perverting the university from within. Mwuhahaha!</p>