<p>I was tempted. I really was. But I knew upfront there were far too many tangents to stretch the envelope (or plastic sheeting) with this thread. </p>
<p>Sometimes you just have to close the door on golden opportunity. </p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>Violadad–if I acted in bad taste when you passed on it, I am seriously more depraved than i had realized.</p>