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<p>lol. My school doesn’t “have” a single Nobel prize winner, nor is it “ranked” anywhere on that extremely scientific scale you just quoted. I do lose some sleep over that, I admit–the jealousy that grips me when I hear people refer to another school, like Stanford for example, as “distinguished” when I know they will only ever think of mine as a quirky has-been is sometimes hard to overcome–but I think I’ll live.</p>
<p>I do wish US News would rank us slightly higher, though, because rankings are so very important to my self-est–oh wait. I just remembered. I don’t go to Berkeley.</p>