Not so popular ways as to pay for College

So to summarize:

  1. Your parents don’t want to pay anything for your college education
  2. But they know you have a 2.3 GPA so they should be aware that you won’t get any merit scholarships anywhere
  3. In fact, should know you almost certainly won’t get in to any decent college as a freshman
  4. But will still you consider you a disgrace if you went to CC.

Can you tell us if that thinking makes any sense?
Is there something you’re not telling us?