<p>I HATE smelly people. God, sometimes I want to go up to them and be like “Hey, I have a Secret, and you need some.”</p>
<p>Complain to housing that the smell is affecting your health and that the rommate has a psycho problem with opening the window and using the fan. Pretend that you NEED the fan because you have a medical condition that requires you to keep cool at all times. Exaggerate your ass off and pray that they change it.</p>
<p>If none of this works, close your eyes, plug your nose and pray for daylight.</p>