<p>buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:)</p>
<p>lol bumps at 5AM don’t do much good!
it was back at the bottom of the page.</p>
<p>actually, it was 2 PM here.</p>
<p>You fail! Take me to Alexandria!</p>
<p>“When I shun Scylla your father, I fall into Charybdis your mother.”</p>
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<p>the lighthouse collapsed in an earthquake 
hundreds of years ago.
the library burnt down in a huge fire (and a new state of the art library was built on it’s ruins in 2002)
I don’t know about the catacombs (whatever those are) 
The harbor has been flooded with ugly fishing boats.</p>
<p>I don’t mean to discourage you or anything, I’m just stating the facts, but I guess there is some stuff to see over here…:D</p>
<p>Yeah, there is! :p</p>
<p>not that I’ve seen any of them. I don’t do tourism over here. (except maybe the pyramids and sphinx)</p>
<p>---- CLEAR!!! ----</p>
<p>NotAm: we’re losing her! Hurry!
Nurse: It’s too late!
NotAm: (looking angry) Never day that! It’s never too late! CLEAR!!
Nurse: She’s gone! This thread is gone!
NotAm: NO!! She’s not! CLEAR!!
Nurse: Call it!
NotAm: NEVER! (desperate look on his face)
Nurse: It’s no use!
NotAm: (tears) I’m sorry, I’m so sorry! …Time of Death: 23:59</p>
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<p>Nurse: No! Wait! Her pulse is back!
NotAm: (Happy) Hurry people! Hurry!</p>
<p>three hundred posts later…</p>
<p>NotAm: SSSSAFE!</p>
<p>that could take a while at this rate though.</p>
<p>I guessed that, but my nurses are pretty dedicated so…</p>
<p>but they’ve obviously quit on me :(</p>
<p>no, we’ll keep the thread going!
just come up with some sort of topic for us!</p>
<p>OK Vegan. What do you want to talk about?</p>
<p>The deceased horse is flogged yet again…</p>
<p>and we’ll keep flogging it. we couldn’t let it die.</p>
<p>and I don’t know what to talk about here. that’s why I said to suggest a topic.</p>
<p>I guess we could go with chaos’ suggestion and discuss dead and dying horses, but that isn’t too exciting.</p>
<p>yup. stuck just doesn’t get it. he sucks at making threads that people get behind. sarorah, hep, and lablondie were better thread makers.</p>
<p>here’s a topic: The guy next to me on the plane smelled like salted fish! Discuss!</p>
<p>The last time I was on a plane I sat next to a guy who didn’t speak English. He smelled and was very very strange. The fight attendant asked me if I spoke Hindi and could talk to the guy (fuc/<em>asdf</em>/king racist) but I didn’t and he just weirded me out. That was an awful 16 hours.</p>
<p>did i mention that some idiot on a previous flight was using the toilet, and forgot to lock the door? (what came next wasn’t pretty!)</p>
<p>hahaha. wow. that must have been pleasant. I usually sit right next to the bathroom too because I go on frequent flier. Now my dad flies to Paris every few months, so that helps get miles too.</p>