<p>Interesting, Milton. What do you say to a D who’s best friend at college came home to find that some random drunk was in her bed and had urinated all over himself and her bedding. Evidently her room mate left the door unlocked when she left for a frat party. The random was not very nice about waking up and leaving. They had to call campus security, then run to Target for new bedding. Isn’t college fun?</p>