Odd Things the Kid Brought Home from College

<p>… a new-found appreciation for her parents and a talent for cleaning bathrooms!</p>

<p>A pet goldfish. Not too strange except for the story behind it. Seems that she and a friend found two of them swimming in one of the toilet bowls in their dorm and performed an animal rescue. They decided to split custody and keep one each (or would that be custdoody:-)</p>

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<p>brilliant! LOL :D</p>

<p>“(or would that be custdoody:-)”</p>

<p>Must’ve watched too much “Will and Grace”. Sounds awfully like a joke from that show, but yeah very clever! :)</p>

<p>Many cans of smoked oysters. Her dad kept sending 'em in care packages even after she asked him not too…</p>

<p>^Should have donated them to the local homeless shelter. Can you imagine what the homeless shelter people would say?</p>

<p>Let them eat oyster!</p>

<p>No worries, we will eat them now that they are here! D does like them, they are just a little messy for a dorm room…</p>

<p>her current boyfriend!</p>

<p>A collection of shot glasses. It’s ironic. D not really a drinker, and does not drink shots. Really. But these are “in” as gifts/trinkets. They are inexpensive, can come decorated or can be decorated with that stuff you buy at craft stores. She has some as souvenirs from frat parties, from her big sister, from her roommate. She asked me what she was going to do with ALL these shot glasses… I was glad that she did not YET know about all the games one can play with a room full of friends and a bunch of shot glasses…</p>

<p>However, she grew up having a ping-pong table on the back porch, and snickered seeing it when she was back home… I made some comment about “not in my house you don’t,” and she was amazed I knew what beer pong was. :eek:</p>