Official Penn vs. Harvard Thread

<p>hm im going to penn next year but i will admit, harvard kids as a whole are most likely ‘better’…after all, it is essentially the most sought after school in the country. the instituiton itself may not be all its cracked up to be, but im sure for the most part the kids are pretty brilliant in their own way. i’m not trying to put down penn, hey i love the school. sorry guys but the truth hurts</p>

<p>Whose side are you on, anyway?</p>

<p>subacalibo, you traitor, i’m telling your regional rep.</p>

<p>Penn is definitely better. I mean, just look at their school statues. Penn’s got the dignified statue of one of America’s founding fathers. Harvard has a statue of some college student.</p>

<p>Man, subacalibo, how disloyal to your school can you be? UPenn’s clearly the best in the nation in all aspects of college life - community, academics, sports, you name it.</p>

<p>Edit: I forgot statues, thanks for reminding me Duality.</p>

<p>How did I not see this thread…?</p>

<p>You were too busy staring at Natalie Portman. That’s what Harvard does to you: turns you into a slobbering fool.</p>

<p>Oh, yeah, now I remember. ;)</p>

<p>I’m still going to bed now, though.</p>

<p>Finally. Took you long enough, slimy Harvard applicant insomniac.</p>

<p>Also, last time I visited Harvard I noticed there were these bright lights that dotted the campus at night, basically forcing the campus into perpetual daylight, with the intention of inducing students to study all the time. Unfortunately this has turned the students into hordes of droning zombies, scurrying about here and there with books and pen in hand, sometimes half-consciously jogging down nonsensical scribble on bits of toilet paper, sometimes murmuring gibberish out of their torn textbooks held in flesh-stained hands. Just goes to show you the kind of crazy place Harvard is.</p>

<p>Yale beats both schools hands down, I must say.</p>

<p>Nah Yale’s just another four-year community college. Harvard’s a monster breeding center. Penn’s the only place that actually has anything good.</p>

<p>Yeah, and that’s exactly why the last few presidents have come from Yale and it was the most sought-after school in the whole nation last year, right? It may have some flaws, but it’s a great school. I do have some animosity for Harvard, but doesn’t Penn have a bigger student body than the institution in Cambridge?</p>

<p>“Yeah, and that’s exactly why the last few presidents have come from Yale and it was the most sought-after school in the whole nation last year, right?”</p>

<p>Hey, no wonder our economy’s doing so poorly right now!</p>

<p>“It may have some flaws, but it’s a great school.”</p>

<p>Psh it’s a shame to the rest of the Ivy League.</p>

<p>“I do have some animosity for Harvard, but doesn’t Penn have a bigger student body than the institution in Cambridge?”</p>

<p>You calling Penn fat?</p>

<p>cu boulder is the best!</p>

<p>Okay, before Mr. “My daddy got me into Yale” took office, we had virtually no national debt. Hard to imagine, I know. And on what basis is Yale a shame to the rest of the Ivy League? I’m not trying to be bitter or anything, but I just don’t like people who try to bash on other schools at which they’ve been rejected from or have no shot at (although I’m not saying you were). If someone is going to do so, he or she should back it up. We’re all part of the Ivy League, so we’re cool. In fact, the reason I’m not applying to Penn is because I was fortunate enough to be accepted to Yale, so why potentially steal someone’s admission to Penn? I mean (for all those people who apply everywhere for no reason), come on, ultimately you’re only going to one place, so do everyone else a favor by relaxing, doing something else besides writing college essays, and spend that application fee on something else. But, yes, I am calling Penn morbidly-obesely-fat.</p>

<p>^^lol. Harvardians will be working for Whartonites in the future.</p>

<p>CU-Boulder should be ashamed of itself for losing out to UW-Madison as the #1 party school.</p>

<p>No way, I’d never go there, the community is dangerous! Your sofas are never safe in Boulder!</p>

<p>“Okay, before Mr. ‘My daddy got me into Yale’ took office, we had virtually no national debt.”</p>

<p>Whoa now, I’m as big a Clinton fan as the rest of them, but we were already a few tril in debt. Clinton shaved what, 100 million off that?</p>

<p>“In fact, the reason I’m not applying to Penn is because I was fortunate enough to be accepted to Yale, so why potentially steal someone’s admission to Penn?”</p>

<p>Actually I didn’t apply to Yale for similar reasons.</p>