<p>Wow, I thought UChicago didn’t do phone calls…
Wonder why they made an exception…</p>
<p>perhaps Divanny is Jesus Christ incarnate and UChicago caught on</p>
<p>That crack I didn’t appreciate or laugh at. Sorry, you’ve lost your charm.</p>
<p>I still think it’s, he, whatever Esquared is, is funny:) But then, I was raised to be irreverent.</p>
<p>Well, I’m glad you thought I had some form of charm to begin with.</p>
<p>Let me ask you though, what did you find unfunny?</p>
<p>I’m actually the anitchrist. And I got one of their full scholarships for international students, so maybe that’s why? I didn’t know they did calls either.</p>
<p>Woah, Congrats!
That’s awesome, so I guess you’re going to UChicago huh :-)</p>
<p>well, that was what we’re talking about…</p>
<p>although being the antichrist does have its influences, so it shouldn’t be surprising</p>
<p>oh, and thank you, megalo</p>
<p>Man, I knew I shoulda sold my soul to the big guy in return for acceptances.</p>
<p>Possibly. I’m waiting for D-day tomorrow. Maybe mine won’t involve as much bloodshed. I get really queasy. Once, I fell and scraped my knee, and then I cried…it was really bad. And then another time, I stapled my knee, and went to get stitches, and it was 2 a.m.ish, and I was the only person in the E.R… And the doctors were watching E.R. on tv…it was odd. Oh, and I gave blood, and I almost threw up, but they gave me a t-shirt and nutter butter bars. Yeah, and I really like lasagna…but I guess that kinda looks like blood too…You know that they used to use chocolate syrup as stage blood in movies? They used choco syrup in Rocky. Yay Rocky! I think that’s a great name. But rocks can be really sharp…and that just leads to more blood…</p>
<p>As an incredibly attractive human, you have very little to worry about…I have no doubt you are going places.</p>
<p>Chicago should accept people on the basis of sexiness</p>
<p>Yeah, then I could stop worrying. My accent alone would get me in.</p>
<p>I’d have a full “ride”…that’s fo sho.</p>
<p>When did they send the letters out? Will people in Texas get them tomorrow?</p>
<p>They mailed yesterday, so tomorrow or friday</p>
<p>Yes, indeed</p>
<p>Hahaha, you send in a picture of yourself posing all sexy-like. And then pull a Reese Whitherspoon and do a video of you in your pool, or better yet - you washing a car in Jessica Simpson attire for “community service” (choreographed background dancers included). They would have to accept you after that!</p>
<p>For sure, I’ll get “Oh the Great President George W. Bush Scholarship” for my sexiness</p>
<p>or press charges, whichever works</p>