<p>Dear Stanford,</p>
<p>In the future, I have developed my own time machine and been accepted to your magnificent university. Please accept this note in lieu of an application.</p>
<p>Thank you,
coffeeandtea, '17</p>
<p>ooh awkward guys…Richard Shaw showed up on my front porch today with red flowers and Stanford balloons…</p>
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<p>OMG Rick showed up at my house, too! Except I got cardinal red balloons and a potted redwood. I’m way too good for flowers (he told me that).</p>
<p>lol 10chars</p>
<p>I have it from a VERY reputable source that all admittees were emailed yesterday, stanford didn’t email people who were rejected, so as not to “rub salt in the wound”…
Good luck to all those who weren’t admitted, I’m sure it’s stanford’s loss, you’re all amazing etc.</p>
<p>^Heheheheh</p>
<p>haha alegollama</p>
<p>So many trolls here</p>
<p>I <3 trolls…</p>
<p>Dx the trolls corrupted him /gkick</p>
<p>What is “■■■■■”?</p>
<p>Hi guyssss. :)</p>
<p>@alegollama
i am ■■■■■. and u too man. <3 trolls
EDIT: The Rick Astley of All Trolls = Stanford</p>
<p>@swimmer
hi :)</p>
<p>Guys! Just came 9 minutes ago! Check in spam, that’s where mine was!!!
See ya there ! Good luck</p>
<p>Can’t believe we never thought to check the spambox!</p>
<p>■■■■■ level-over 9000. And this is the point I leave and start all my other apps. Good luck everyone.</p>
<p>Do not worry. The mighty wizard has arrived to slay the bothersome trolls .</p>
<p>Stanford has decided to take a break from admissions this year and admit no one.</p>
<p>OMG trolls crack me so hard…</p>
<p>I went to a party to try and not think about Stanford… and everyone kept asking me if I had heard back yet.</p>
<p>It’s useless trying to distract myself.</p>
<p>today i read an article that has the letters s, t, a, n, f, o, r, and d in it. I think its a sign.</p>