<p>I deduced the name Bill from the assumption that you were Bill Ny[e] II [Junior] based on your username. </p>
<p>Where did Laura come from? </p>
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<p>Anyway, I suggest that we leave this minor quarrel in our past and step into the future as friends. [I hope you know that I call you Bill in good humor. I apologize if I have personally insulted you.]</p>
<p>Good, I still really can’t tell you why I hate Yale (only because it is waaaaaaay too personal), but trust me, if you want to go to Yale, don’t worry about why I hate it, because it does not pertain to you at all.</p>
<p>I don’t want to go Yale. I lied so that someone would tell me. I have no favorites in the Ivies. But I don’t hate any either. </p>
<p>It’s fine, keep your secret.
But really etiquette states that you shouldn’t have brought it up in the first place. (I’m just saying…)</p>
<p>I hate etiquette. Especially when you can’t eat with your hands or lick your fingers. Those are my top two favorite things.
Plus I hate napkins and tablecloths.
Word on the street is that they’re being banned with trans fats.
I wish.</p>