<p>My favorite is when they say something along the lines of:</p>
<p>"OMG MAJOR QUESTION!</p>
<p>What should I buy for our first year of college? I need some tips. I’m really stressing out because my D is going away for the first time ever.</p>
<p>P.S. She has a 34 ACT score and is #2 in her class of 433 kids. You know, in case that helps you decide what we should buy."</p>