<p>My screenname isn’t too creative–it’s the first initials of my name and spouse’s name and the last two digits of the years in which we were each born–so you can tell we are REALLY old; not telling who’s '50 and who’s '52!</p>
<p>. . . and I thought the porn name was supposed to be your middle name plus the name of your street–Lois Highland; not very snazzy.</p>