<p>ilovebagels doesn’t deserve to be harassed by anyone. God knows I do, so please incline your ire-laden, ill-conceived insults in my direction.</p>
<p>I’m ever so clever, and none of you is (this grammar is correct, although I don’t think EATYOURCEREAL or LAconfidential would be capable of parsing it well). Unless you feel like getting bloodied, get the hell out.</p>