People think I got into Harvard but I didn't...

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I find it hard to believe that every time I check this thread it is still on the first page. :slight_smile: Obviously this is the down period in admissions.
But I’ll do my part to keep it up front for the sake of world affairs.</p>

<p>Here are some options for confessing your prevarication:</p>

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<li>Write to the President or Mitt Romney and see if they will schedule a debate on ths issue.</li>
<li>Hire the Goodyear blimp, or one of those planes that drags a banner to announce “Crimson Nixed Joe.”</li>
<li>See if you can get them to sing a song about this on “American Idol.”</li>
<li> Try to get this information printed on a basketball that they use for the NBA finals.</li>
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<p>Those are just a few reasonable suggestions for correcting this horrific travesty.</p>