<p>I forgot one. PHONE CALLS.</p>
<p>Blast those telemarketers to HELL! They call every effin’ five minutes, no joke.</p>
<p>I once pulled out <em>all</em> the phone cords. NO CALLS FOR A DAY.</p>
<p>I got in so much trouble, since some of those phone calls were important, but it was totally worth it.</p>