Pickin up chicks: different in college compared to highschool

<p>yeah, he’s not a musician, but he’s sure good in bed.</p>

<p>you remind me of one of my best friends, by the way.</p>

<p>hopefully its a he? haha. i think im good in bed, because im selfless when it comes down to that.</p>

<p>yeah. he. we’ve been friends for like 5 or 6 years, now that i think about it. crazy.</p>

<p>yeah guys i think have to be more givers than takers in general to please women because it’s far more complicated than pleasing men. they have to be patient enough to want to figure it out and make it happen.</p>

<p>although with most guys they generally have the ulterior, possibly subconscious motive of asserting their masculinity.</p>

<p>Yeah, it’s complicated. Which is why I have comebacks just in case my performance isn’t up to her liking.</p>

<p>I’m horrible at sex? …She lays there like a dead fish.</p>

<p>I have erectile dysfunction? …She has an odor that would scare fresh albacore.</p>

<p>I don’t give her an orgasm? …She doesn’t deserve one.</p>

<p>Haha Russell… that last one is glorious :)</p>

<p>my favorite line is: “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”</p>

<p>hahahahahah. not bad</p>