Pluto faces possible planetary pink slip

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<p>Hey there is global warming on Mars (in case anyone still remembers what that is).</p>

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<p>A recount is possible. What will be the Planetary Supreme Court’s decision?</p>

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<p>Ah, planethood is just an artificial construct, anyway. The question is, what does Pluto self-identify as?</p>

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<p>will Pluto be considered a URM?</p>

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<p>I still think the liberals are behind this! Or would it be the conservatives? </p>

<p>The new Mnemonic: </p>

<p>My Very Energetic Mother Just Saw Unusual Noodles, but no Pasta.</p>