<p>Ah, yes! Thanks for the reminder!</p>
<p>Halliburton Earthquake Generator Mk I: Caused the tsunami.</p>
<p>Halliburton Storm Generator Mk I: Caused Hurricane Katrina so the oil companies could get rich.</p>
<p>Halliburton Levee Dismantler MkI: Order by W because he hates black people (please excuse all the blacks he’s hired for senior cabinet positions. They’re just uncle toms on the plantation, don’t you know?)</p>
<p>Halliburton Flu Vaccine Destroyer Mk I: So… Where did the threatened pandemic go, and why did we end up with too much vaccine? Oh, yeah, because the entire scare was a FRAUD!</p>
<p>And it goes on.</p>
<p>Sorry, but you can only expect to be elected consistently while being stupid enough to think this way while you have a monopoly in the media, and despite your best efforts, YOU DON’T ANYMORE.</p>