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<p>“I’m a card-carrying Republican, member of the young republicans and campus conservatives.”</p>

<p>Yes, I’ll take to the grave that I was a card carrying MFCR (Michigan Federation of College Republicans) for a minute when I was at the U of Detroit. I grew up 6 miles from the People’s Republic of Berkeley, am AA and believed growing up that **BPOE<a href=“Benevolent%20and%20Protective%20Order%20of%20Elks”>/b</a> really stood for Best People on Earth.</p>

<p>I am a closet liberal whose “secret” is moderate liberal to moderate conservative…or is it supposed the other way around. I’m so confused.</p>

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<li>Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find
> that when women make love they produce
> amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
> hair shine and skin smooth.
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> 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
> chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
> blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
> pores and makes your skin glow.
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> 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
> piled on during that romantic dinner.
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> 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
> up. It stretches and tones up just about every
> muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than
> swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special
> sneakers!
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> 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
> releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
> producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
> with a feeling of well-being.
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> 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
> offered. The sexually active body gives off
> greater
> quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These
> subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
> crazy!
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> 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
> IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
> VALIUM.
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> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
> away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food
> from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that
> causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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> 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
> lovemaking session can release the tension that
> restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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> 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
> nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help
> combat asthma and hay fever.</li>
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<p>;)</p>

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<p>is make you wonder …</p>

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<p>“is make you wonder …”</p>

<p>what?</p>

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<p>I think she meant “it makes you wonder”… ;)</p>

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<p>Sand is good at, among other things, absorbing blood.</p>

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<p>Green Day is the greatest band ever</p>

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<p>Yeah, certain criteria like “amount of mangolian red mice per square mile (avg)”</p>

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<p>You lie. My foot is definitely a few inches shorter.</p>

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<p>Lies. That’s a pound sign, or a number sign, or a sharp accidental, but it’s definitely not an octothorpe.</p>

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<p>It sucks being the Empire State building ;)</p>

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<p>But of course not. ;)</p>

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<p>So the next time we see the guy/girl at school with no pores…it’s not that they got genetically lucky. </p>

<p>Another Random Fact - I have a blue shirt. Not only do I have a blue shirt, I am wearing a blue shirt.</p>

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<p>shouldn’t be called blue, it should be called anti-blue, as it’s absorbing everything BUT blue</p>