<p>we had a substitute for english who wore a TON of makeup, no seriously, she looked like an anime cat manniquin. also, she had nails like three feet long and a disgusting shade of purple. all she did was KNIT the whole time!! she was crazzzzzzzzzzy…</p>
<p>my bio teacher screams and makes fun of people, but he’s an AWESOME teacher. he is crazy tho… he poured acid on his hand to demonstrate how it eats away at the proteins, and he also feeds his gigantic boa constricter with live chickens.he also broke several tables and has a huge baseball bat which he uses to whack people and desks with. apart from snakes, he has rats, etc. his snake pees under people’s desks, and snake pee smells incredibly bad!!!</p>