<p>Our Free Enterprise teacher had an unhealthy obsession with animals. On the first day of school, she went into the hallway and came back with a handful of caterpillars that she had “saved” from death. She also told us the story of how, since she lives on the edge of a lake, she makes her children put on life vests whenever it storms just in case they get blown into the lake.</p>
<p>Also, one time during a lock down (it was a drill) at our school, she whipped out an iron crowbar from underneath her desk and stood by the door waiting on the “bad guy” to enter.</p>