<p>----- The State Schools -----</p>
<p>UMass Amherst - The biggest (I duuno, but probably) and most exciting of the UMasses, it is located in Amherst, Massachusetts, with like five other colleges, at which you can take classes even if you’re enrolled at UMass. Despite this, Amherst is still in the middle of nowhere, and as such, students spend most of their time partying. It’s not terrible academically if you’re self-motivated, but it’s completely outshined by everything else our state has to offer. If you’re looking for an okay school at a cheap price, though, it’s nice.</p>
<p>The Other UMasses (Dartmouth, Lowell, Boston) - I think there’s one more, but to be honest, they’re all pretty much the same school. Poor housing, decent academics, and a drop in prestige from UMass Amherst. They do specialize in some areas, though: Dartmouth is known for business, I guess. UMass Boston is pretty much completely ignored and suffers from the same problem as Amherst: too many awesome schools in the area to really be noticeable.</p>
<p>The State Colleges - Honestly, I’m not too familiar with these. They don’t get a whole lot of press. Salem State is locally recognized for its education program, though.</p>
<p>------------ Private Colleges ----------
(The biggies will go first.)</p>
<p>Harvard - Biggest endowment, most prestige, right in the middle of Boston, close to Harvard Square (duh?), basically, top notch. It’s assumed that the people who go there are all from other countries or from D.C., because “real people don’t go to Harvard.”</p>
<p>MIT - Wholly academically-based. It is assumed that everyone there will either commit suicide or end up a famous physicist (whichever comes first). MIT’s reputation for pulling stunts, however, is looked upon fondly. (Unfortunately, it is also common knowledge that guys there have a tendency of drugging drinks. Bring your own water to parties.)</p>
<p>Amherst College - Really prestigious LAC conveniently located in Amherst, which is close to nothing of any importance. I haven’t really heard anything about it.</p>
<p>Tufts - Has some massive out-of-state reputation as being a college full of Ivy League-wannabes, but where I live we see it as a perfectly legitimate and very respectable institution. It has excellent International Relations and Med grad programs, and it’s known for having surprisingly good campus food. (It’s my first choice.)</p>
<p>Boston College - Out-of-staters tend to see BC as a better school than we Bay Staters do, but that’s mostly because we see it as a magnet for all of the preppiness, wealth, and North Face-wearing-Caucasians in the state. Aside from the preppy populace, the school also has a reputation for being really jocky and placing heavy emphasis on athletics. Still, the academics are competitive, and the campus is stunning. Honestly, that’s what college should look like.</p>
<p>Boston University - Gigantic school right in the middle of Boston. Known to Bay Staters as being full of entitled, spoiled kids who focus almost entirely on partying. The campus is, well, nonexistant (unless you count being a mile-long stretch of road on either side of a 6-lane street with a tram track in the middle a campus), but the fact that it is actually in the middle of Boston is a big plus. The academic atmosphere is not very strong, but if you want to excel, you can. </p>
<p>Northeastern - Another school right in Boston, but situated in a decidedly more dangerous area of the city. Known primarily for having ridiculously nice junior/senior housing, for its pharmacy program, and for co-op. Other than that, it pretty much always takes the backburner because of its proximity to the aforementioned schools.</p>
<p>Emerson - Communications school, like a smaller Northeastern but with greater emphasis on liberal arts instead of sciences. Has an awesome college-run radio station.</p>
<p>Hampshire College - Another Amherst college. It has some weird hippy curriculum that some girl in my English class talks about all the time but has never explained. It’s for people who seriously want to become writers of some sort, and it’s very hard to get into.</p>
<p>Brandeis - Um, it’s Jewish and the campus is ugly. That’s all I’ve ever heard about it.</p>
<p>Women’s Colleges - Smith, Wellesley, etc. Being a guy, I haven’t really researched these much, but my friend who wants to go to Wellesley says that she wants to go so she can wear ratty sweats to class. Apparently men can take classes there, though; they must just be a very small minority. Basically, the average teenage male assumes that everyone who goes to these schools is an ardent feminist who hates men so much that she can only go to a college with other women. This probably isn’t true, but hey, it’s just what I’ve seen in my classmates.</p>
<p>All Schools in Worcester - Please don’t go to Worcester. I hear some good things about the schools themselves (like Assumption), but overall, Worcester might as well be a ghost town, and if you don’t like resorting to getting drunk as amusement, I’d look at the plethora of other colleges Mass has to offer.</p>
<p>I think that’s pretty much it. (Whoa, this post was GIGANTIC.)</p>