<p>Source: Relative at P, who has been spending a lot of time at one of the selective / bicker eating clubs and did so last year as well, as several members of his athletic team are members of this one particular club. Listening to the many, er, inebriation stories, including tales of someone falling down and getting hurt and members being assigned to escort those who are drunk home, it’s really hard for me to think that this club sounds much different from a drinking-oriented fraternity, except for the fact that it’s co-ed and no one lives there. The twitter account of this particular eating club also says “As long as love and liquor lasts, we’ll drink to [name of club].” Oh, but wait, it’s Princeton, so I guess it’s different somehow …</p>