<p>well…i’m jealous of your hat so now we’re even</p>
<p>way to bring around awkward moments big guy</p>
<p>maybe youd like to ask him about the time he was in the shower in gym class and the football players taunted him about his small *****</p>
<p>wait…what? yo. no. comprende?</p>
<p>(baxter, you know sarcasm doesnt carry well online)</p>
<p>and my hat IS pretty awesome Re, so…maybe we’re even</p>
<p>is the hat an awkward moment…cause otherwise I don’t get it</p>
<p>i’m sorry, but did you just allude to anchorman?</p>
<p>Because if so…I…You know…I just don’t think I can dignify you with a complete sentence…although I just made one…and another…DAMNIT</p>
<p>just forget about the awkward moment comment…and Re how do you keep posting precisely one minute before me?</p>
<p>maybe it’s my specialty</p>
<p>just like oral sex?</p>
<p>oh c’mon. anchorman references are so hot right now.</p>
<p>OH NO HE DIDNT</p>
<p>ummm…sure…</p>
<p>i’ve actually never seen anchorman</p>
<p>yes, they’re pretty hot right now…</p>
<p>As are parachute pants, listening to Nirvana and saying “word to your mother”…</p>
<p>Hey, I’m making ‘sike’ happen.</p>
<p>Okay, do you guys have those little half moon white things at the base of your fingernails? Because I used to and mine disappeared and I’m concerned.</p>
<p>It might be a loss of calcium or, more likely, youre smoking pot and have become paranoid.</p>
<p>Hey, I’m sure there’d be some way to play that up in my application. I could write my regional rep.</p>
<p>URM status here I come</p>
<p>parachute pants annoy me…it’s true about nirvana…and i’ve never heard anyone say “word to your mother” but “your mom” is pretty popular at my school right now</p>
<p>and about the half-moons…I know exactly what you’re talking about and mine disappeared too so now i’m worried…i’m trying to remember when i last saw them</p>
<p>I didn’t realize stupidity qualified as minority status…</p>
<p>Oh, snap</p>
<p>ouch. seriously. ouch.</p>
<p>ooooo burnnn</p>
<p>I’m sorry…sometimes my wit can be sharper than even i can handle</p>