<p>i don’t…</p>
<p>Hmm.</p>
<p>In other news, I have crushes on John McCain and Dane Cook</p>
<p>i don’t think i know who john mccain is…but i might</p>
<p>and dane cook is awesome</p>
<p>dane cook <<<<<<<<<<< lewis black</p>
<p>not even close.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, well, I have a crush on you;)</p>
<p>Did I just say that out loud?:o</p>
<p>No, j/k, lol…</p>
<p>In all seriousness, John McCain is too conservative for me. Too anti-abortion. How about Mark Warner? I like him. Former gov. of VA. Or better yet, can we elect me king? Haha, reminds me of a bumper sticker: Elect Jesus King of youf life!</p>
<p>I wanted to yell at that person, “You don’t elect kings, you ****ing dumbass!”</p>
<p>Was is Freud who said there’s no such thing as joking?</p>
<p>No, Freud said, “Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar.”</p>
<p>Sorry to disappoint:p</p>
<p>In other news, my all time favorite Freudian slip: “Good morning, beheaded–I mean beloved.”</p>
<p>you know what i realized when i was 7?</p>
<p>I would make a kick ass president.</p>
<p>I really would.</p>
<p>I should I mentioned on my penn app that i’m a former xanga idol.</p>
<p>John McCain is a very respectable guy, and it’s ironic how Dick Cheney tells him how effective torture is.</p>
<p>xanga and myspace are almost as pathetic as rick santorum…</p>
<p>that being said, mccain is meh…too socially conservative.</p>
<p>bob, no, Xanga and MySpace are almost as pathetic as Pat Robertson+Rick Santorum in hot man-on-man action.</p>
<p>whatev. i had legions of dutiful readers.</p>
<p>megalo…that would be the third and final sign of the apocalypse…</p>
<p>i really dont care how many pathetic emo kids read your xanga because they wanted you to be their sole savior</p>
<p>i just like changing the backgrounds and stuff…</p>
<p>and emo’s awesome, btw</p>
<p>haha, they werent emo kids. They were mostly college kids. I wrote humor. I was a smashing success.</p>
<p>college kids who just wanted to mess with you, eh?</p>
<p>nope. i didnt put my age or gender or picture. quality of my writing alone, son</p>
<p>some how i highly doubt this.</p>
<p>…sounds to me that eckie performed the world’s oldest profession and used xanga as a “tool”</p>
<p>hehe</p>
<p>I’m so done with school.</p>