Procrastination Station

<p>If statistics meant sexiness, Penn would be the quaterback and I’d be the girl who stays in the lab and / or library all day studying and / or playing dungeons and dragons.</p>

<p>Go to Google Video and search “Fear of Girls.” Just do it.</p>

<p>…its a video of you getting coodies isnt it?</p>

<p>I know a guy like that…</p>

<p>Man, this thread died.</p>

<p>On an unrelated note, so should all research papers.</p>

<p>my research kicked ass</p>

<p>thats because it got me mah semifinalist biznatch!</p>

<p>bob, I have an English paper due tomorrow. So congrats about Intel, but ****</p>

<p>ah english research paper…that kicked ass too because i got a 97 on that shiz…</p>

<p>man this must be comforting you eh?</p>

<p>Are you just getting back at me for my board scores?</p>

<p>partially yes…and that you live in memphis…</p>

<p>Dude, I didn’t choose that, all right! Screw you!!!</p>

<p>Yeah, but he has to live there…he deserves a reward or some advantage for that!</p>

<p>man id live in memphis for college…you dont live on LI bongo…its insane!</p>

<p>man i realized that i didnt do enough stuff at all…didnt do any oncampus interviews, didnt go to any of those local meetings…darn!</p>

<p>I *<strong><em>ing hate this paper. With a *</em></strong>ing passion.</p>

<p>I can feel the passion.</p>

<p>No, that’s just you being horny. You can’t feel no goddamn passion.</p>

<p>That hurts…that hurts.</p>

<p>As does this neverending erection of mine.</p>

<p>Neverending? I’m assuming you mean temporally, since we all know you have a tiny *****.</p>

<p>what does stamina have to do with size?</p>