<p>3 Bs, are you kidding? thats horrible.</p>
<p>Underlying Sexual Tension in this Thread
1)“come into my ap gov class and youll be rock hard by sentence 2’”
2)“You’re good at fakin’ it”
3)Chocolate sphel- chocholate is an aprohdisiac (sp?)
4)yea, my logic really bites the big one. (nuf said)
5)flirting with Wharton nerds
6)sister yelling at TV- must be something good on…
5)Hahahaha, screw you. And I say that in the friendliest way possible
6)I’ll be waiting. And procrastinating. Goodnight, my fellow…what was it, love-sick puppy?(procrastinating rhymes with…)
7)woo no sleep for me. (what are u doing if you aren’t getting sleep?
8)Chaucer turns me on
9)i want apple pie… (American Pie)
10)I’m lying in bed with my laptop right now. (Get off Eckies myspace!)</p>
<p>Two Pubescent college-bound teenagers trying to escape their hormones…I can make this a show! The Real Penn or The Real College Confidential (actually, the latter sounds sexier…we’ll go with that one). hehehe, this stuff is gold…keep it coming!</p>
<p>yea its really fun to watch isnt it?</p>
<p>haha and thats in the past like, three days alone.</p>
<p>Don’t rush me…I’m like on pg. 86. It’s takin me a whole day to shift through the banter to find those ten gems 
(actually, more like 10 min, but 97 pgs! That’s a record!)</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?p=1710249#post1710249[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?p=1710249#post1710249</a></p>
<p>OH MY GOD. TOO FUNNY.</p>
<p>I never knew “shift” was a curse word</p>
<p>OMG, that’s going to create quite the stir in the admissions office :)</p>
<p>Well, someone got into Wharton by saying they wanted to “crap on the floor” of the admissions office (I think they meant carpet…lol)</p>
<p>I wore the neatest hat today.</p>
<p>well there are only four **** so you forgot the f.</p>
<p>Lol, you were right! Glad I didn’t make that mistake on my Penn essay “I want to shift through the diversity of Penn” could have become “I want to shiot on the diversity of Penn” 
Good call</p>
<p>thats almost as good as that link i posted above</p>
<p>Ok, what is this hat and how does it relate to Freud? I’m in psychology mode for exams, so I’m making ambiguious off-color sexual references today to prepare…</p>
<p>haha. sike.</p>
<p>that hat is *<strong><em>ing ugly as *</em></strong>.</p>
<p>…i refrain comment abou the head below the hat</p>
<p>jerkface…</p>
<p>hehe.</p>
<p>jerkstore!</p>
<p>jerkstore? that’s not a real thing. </p>
<p>Jerkfaces, however, are, as I am capable of knowing jerkfaces. </p>
<p>Such as yourself. </p>
<p>i win</p>
<p>p.s. the hat was $10. and I think I make it look snazzy.</p>
<p>obviously you dont watch seinfeld.</p>
<p>INFERIOR!</p>
<p>rarely. NO POSTING FOR YOU></p>
<p>What kinda comeback is “jerkstore”?</p>
<p>You should say, “Well, I had sex with your wife”
But the only downside of this perfect comeback is if the wife is in a coma.</p>
<p>Note: Courtesy of Seinfeld, which is > Daily Show, South Park and 24 combined and multiplied by…well…24.</p>