<p>LITTLELADY: I think I put the same one.</p>
<p>littlelady- props to you for quoting from my favorite movie of all time…</p>
<p>that’s my favorite movie of all time as well. not my favorite line, though.</p>
<p>“I am a golden god! And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine, that my last words, were… I’m on drugs!”</p>
<p>“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”
Kurt Vonnegut</p>
<p>alison22-“Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.”
Nice. That was almost my senior quote. :)</p>
<p>Thanks endshere, I did get it in that email. Usually I just blow those off, but when I checked online all the sources said that they were George Carlin quotes. They did sound a lot like Bill Maher when I read them, but I was like w/e it says George Carlin. lol</p>
<p>Thanks for setting that one straight.</p>
<p>“With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love - asking His blessing and His help - but knowing that here on earth God’s work must truly be our own.” Conclusion of John F. Kennedy’s inaugural address January 20, 1961.</p>
<p>(used this as the basis for my long essay)</p>
<p>“The desire of perfection is the worst disease that ever afflicted the human mind.” -Louis Marquis de Fontanes</p>
<p>“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?” -Jean Cocteau</p>
<p>lmao.</p>
<p>“I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.” I like short and simple quotes :)</p>
<p>I certainly didn’t use a very thought-provoking quote…I call this my “deadline is tonight, brain is dead” favorite quote:</p>
<p>“When life gives you lemons, go make PINK lemonade!”</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>“Last night I dreamt I ate a 10-pound marshmellow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.” - Tommy Cooper or something</p>
<p>‘‘Learn the rules before you break them’’</p>
<p>“Be a dream in color even on a winter’s night
Thinking George Seurat, afternoon bathed in light
Get your joy no matter who says it’s right
Their cover’s blown
Find the story of your own”
–third eye blind (my favorite band ever)</p>
<p>hahaha RWT, great quote.</p>
<p>mine was:
“I haven’t failed, I just found 10,000 ways that don’t work.”</p>
<p>“Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.”</p>
<p>youre probably gonna think im kidding, but im not</p>
<p>“whenever i feel depressed and nothing is going right in my life, i like to take a home pregnancy test. that way i can utter the phrase ‘hey, at least im not pregnant’… and i know better days are around the corner” - Daniel Tosh</p>
<p>^ lol thats cute but creepy at the same time since Daniel seems like a guy</p>
<p>“If you’re robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handey</p>
<p>Lovelyday >> I used the same quote…'when life gives you lemons make lemonade"…only because my entire essay was about how my key club had raised over $10,000 for Alex’s Lemonade stand…i honestly cldnt think of anything else becuase i submitted mine the night before too =P</p>
<p>oh i love daniel tosh! i saw him live at the Improv last year</p>