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<p>Interesting that the one underneath it isn’t censored.</p>

<p>Maybe the government could save money by using generic paper cups for their drinks.</p>

<p>And that the censored one is flesh-colored.</p>

<p>Hmm, it could also be ground colored. Or it’s a totally doctored image.</p>

<p>Obama and Biden are making amusing faces.</p>

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<p>heh</p>

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<p>Clinton too. The woman in the back doesn’t look like she was invited.</p>

<p>Obama: The “tough on terror” candidate.</p>

<p>[Abbottabad</a> (poem) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbottabad_(poem)]Abbottabad”>Abbottabad (poem) - Wikipedia)</p>

<p>Now this is literature.</p>

<p>Pretty good.</p>

<p>Reminds me of the name “Islamabad.” How was that named? I’m sure there was one guy who spoke English.</p>

<p>“What shall we name this great Muslim city?”</p>

<p>“Islamabad.”</p>

<p>“No, Islamagood!”</p>

<p>“No, no, Islamabad!”</p>

<p>“Islamagood!”</p>

<p>Pity the joke only works when written :/</p>

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<p>[Osama</a> bin Laden: the long hunt | World news | The Guardian](<a href=“http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/02/osama-bin-laden-long-hunt]Osama”>Osama bin Laden: the long hunt | Osama bin Laden | The Guardian)</p>

<p>As it turns out, Iraq did aid Bin Laden… Sort of.</p>

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It does? Am I pronouncing Islamabad incorrectly?</p>

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The Jackal = bin Laden?</p>

<p>^Pretty sure it should be badh, with an a as in ‘father’.</p>

<p>Yeah, that’s how the a sounds. Joke still works, though, especially in fake accent.</p>

<p>If Abbotobad is named after a British officer, wouldn’t the correct pronunciation be AB-it-o-bad rather than uh-BOT-uh-bod?</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/savory-truffle-lyrics-the-beatles/48d4bf72e43c003c48256bc20020b929[/url]”>http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/savory-truffle-lyrics-the-beatles/48d4bf72e43c003c48256bc20020b929&lt;/a&gt;
song title fail</p>

<p>Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert were hilarious with the Osama jokes last night. Check them out if you get the chance.</p>

<p>I liked how hard Obama laughed at the bin Laden joke a couple days ago.</p>

<p>Apparently Obama went to visit Facebook only a few weeks ago. Telling them to get their servers ready?</p>

<p>Probably just to ensure his social network domination.</p>

<p>^^^Stephen Colbert played the clip of that joke and Obama’s subsequent laughing, and paused it with Obama’s face still showing on the screen and said “Hahaha it’s funny cuz I’m about to kill him!”</p>

<p>It made me crack up so hard, watch the repeats of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert from last night this evening if you want to see it for yourself (and trust me, you do).</p>

<p>I saw that, it was hilarious.</p>