<p>“Like I said, Harvard has Yale, Stanford has Cal. Princeton has, um, yeah, not a major rivalry kind of place. Everyone who at other places gets into school rivalry here would rather put on small small costumes and go hang out on the Street or else dive yet deeper into their math senior thesis that is only one equation or their English senior thesis that is a series of poems written on a cross-country bike ride, or their senior thesis that becomes Teach for America.”</p>
<p>We don’t care about Cal.</p>
<p>Princeton still has been waiting many a year for that bonfire. Students were devastated when they didn’t beat both H and Y. </p>
<p>We’ll be happy to take Princeton on as a rival.</p>