<p>I love this essay. I’m surprised that some people have misinterpreted it as serious, which I can assure you adcoms will not do. </p>
<p>“Study-wise, it is best if we get some time to ourselves to review our coursework. When I study, I will need you to leave the room.”</p>
<p>lol if the rest of the essay were filled with jokes of that caliber, this essay would have been utterly phenomenal. Reminds me of the “Catch-22” type tone. If I were you I would be proud to share this work with any future roommate, which I guess is a good sign.</p>