<p>College students drinking? Why I have never heard of such a horror. Oh wait, I’ve heard plenty of naughty little things that students do at Swarthmore. And in the sacred space that is Sharples! I don’t like Swarthmore portrayed in a negative light, either, but I think that the average American would be less freaked out by frat boys having a beer in the cafeteria than they would be by Swarthmore’s American Masturbatory Theater Company, where, “Though the company has no immediate plans for any actual group genital masturbation. . .should a member of a company begin to masturbate during a meeting, they would not stop that member from doing so – as long as the activity is useful to the exercise and no other member is traumatized by the action,” which is apparently cooked up by students in a state of sobriety.</p>