<p>I find myself in this new (to me) world full of moderately successful parents with spectacularly successful children. Meanwhile, while I am the cat’s meow and my children are, in most respects, ordinary kids. Something, quite frankly, does not add up. I feel cheated, and in fact suspect that I have been. </p>
<p>I read with interest an article in the Times recently where an adult woman discovered that she had been kidnapped at birth and raised by her abductor. That article, along with my reading of CC leads me to believe that I have been baby swapped. Three times.</p>
<p>I do not intend to make this a federal case (although if you transported my kids across state lines, it plainly is) but I want my naturally successful children back; in return I am willing to return the base models I now have in my loose possession. I suggest an exchange at the mid-point of the George Washington Bridge (needless to say you, the New Jersey side, me NY).</p>