<p>I don’t know if I could get into the prestigious UoG, I already got stipends to HYPSM, but UoG seems out of reach for me, check out my stats.</p>
<p>GPA UW: 5.0/4.0 W: 6.0/5.0
SAT I: 2500 (shoot me)
SAT II: 810’s on all of them except 800 on cooking (this probably ruins my chances)
ACT: 37
Class rank: 1/999999999
AP’s: 6 on all
IB Scholar
NMF</p>
<p>EC’s: I am Batman and Superman, at the same time. I started 10 companies on the Fourtune 500 list (relativley low, ik), I tell Obama what to do, Chuck Norris wears my pajamas to bed, I can believe it’s not butter, I don’t love Raymond, I cured AIDS and Cancer, 15 time Nobel Piece Prize winner, skin diver… Kind of weak EC’s, hope my essay that won 150 awards can make up for it.</p>
<p>Recs: Better than Awseome
Essay: See awards won</p>
<p>Awards won: All Avalible</p>
<p>Sports: I played every sport offered at my school varsity since 7th grade, and am being recrutited for all</p>
<p>I know I am kind of a long shot, but could you give me a chance, pleeeaaaaasssseeeeeee! I am feeling very insecure about this.</p>
<p>Oh I forgot to mention, along with being batman and superman at the same time by night, I am Michael Phelps in my free time. So my olympic preformances are ok I guess. And I also need to mention that I am a mixed race of every URM, my dad sent a billion dollar check with every application, and in the time between now and my last post, I won 2 more Nobel Prizes. I still think UoG is kind of a reach.</p>
<p>UW: 5.0/1.0
W GPA: 989/1
rank: -3
extracurriculars: found cure for cancer, solved the mystery of life, found the meaning of life, nobel prize in 5th grade, was hired as an assistant professor at Harvard, became head professor in 10th grade, got 100% on USAMO, got 4800 on SATs, dated Paris Hilton, started school in Africa, donated 100 million dollars to Africa, found Osama Bin Laden.
Chance me for Harvard? (my dream school)
Safeties- Virginia Tech</p>
<p>I did all that ^, but I did it twice, and before I was conceived. I tried to post a list of things I’ve done since then, but the universe restarted (I, of course, retained my existence and memory). I created a way to avoid the universe restarting when I listed my stats afterwards, but decided no one would be able to comprehend it and their heads would explode. I then found a way to avoid this, but realized that revealing the solution would cause similar problems (everyone’s head would explode twice and implode twice, so it would be even). Repeat 10 times (even though I figured out the pattern after -1 times). Then I discovered how to beat this infinite problem, beating infinity in the process, and created a virtual universe for fun in which I posted all of my stats in case anyone’s interested.</p>
<p>Oh and I forgot to mention, I just counted to infinity, twice. And I just drew a triangle with a right angle, an acute angle, and an obtuse angle all in one triangle. Beat that, but I still think UoG is kind of out of my league. I mean I only set seven world records out of eight gold medals at the oylmpics, I think they will frown upon that.</p>