@basedchem any tips on how I could get a job working for the CollegeBoard? 
Jokes aside, this isn’t the CBs first rodeo by any means, if they know that this is a possibility, why offer the 2 day guarantee at all? And even if an entirely electronic process isn’t instant, is there any reason why it takes two weeks? My GC says that CB has them all in a batch just sitting there, ready to go for days at a time