Today, from a neighbor I didn’t know, I was told that he has had many large boxes stolen from his front door immediately after he gets his delivery alert.
He has cameras but not the plate #.
He said “I dont know what to do. I have cameras and I get a picture but I can’t get the vehicle plate. They follow the Amazon drivers!”
I told him to have his delivery sent to his company. He’s in Tech I also told him if he was expecting a Home item delivery, to sit by the front screen open door, while he’s on his laptop working from home.
Now, what kind of a ■■■■■■■ do you have to be to steal from the front door of a someone else’s home???
My Daddy and Momma would have beat the ever loving crap out of you!!!
This afternoon I got a haircut from a student beautician who is a retired NYPD officer. Definitely worth $18 cash to the school and a $10 tip to the student. Wonderful haircut!
Dear neighbor: You paid to have two healthy trees removed from your yard because you aren’t able to keep up with raking the leaves anymore & say it would cost more to pay someone to rake than for tree removal. At what point will you realize that you should probably move to a condo? In the meantime, I will miss the beautiful maple tree, especially when fall rolls around.
And while I’m whining … is it possible to watch a sports event and not have to listen to the betting talk?? It’s The Masters. Seriously? They throw in three hip younger folks & have a discussion about the tournament from the perspective of betting on it … what are we setting up here? The next crisis?
Dearest daughter, I love that you wanted to get a bold new sassy haircut, and you went and did exactly that. It’s super chic.
But dude, we’re only a month out from senior pictures…and you look nothing like yourself. Your yearbook photo is forever going to document your “let’s try this for the novelty” look.
AI is like your stupid friend who feels he has to have something to say about everything but it’s all jumbled and surface level and useless and at least partially wrong. Can we just get to the search results, please?
I’m glad you are excited about the plants, but Preferred didn’t do that, I did. Per usual, he feels it isn’t worth correcting you, and I get that. But another excited “isn’t he wonderful” email was really not what I needed today. It’s hard for the rest of us to see you fade and fade, with Preferred as the default person left in your head. But I love you. I know you would feel bad, if you knew.
Forgive me if I really don’t care to hear any more about people taking quick jaunts into space. It accomplishes nothing other than to let people know how rich, important or well connected you are. We have so many issues here on earth that could use the attention of influential people.
Well, this is going to be fun. It’s snowing hard and our neighborhood road association is meeting in our neighbor’s garage. I’m the Treasurer. Let’s see what snarky comments I get from the woman who accused me of control issues and age discrimination against her because I am using QuickBooks Desktop instead of QuickBooks Online (which saves us $35/month). This is the crazy group that insisted that EVERY homeowner on the street be on the Board of Directors. It’s so nuts.
Unbelievable! The State Department sent you overseas as a consultant on a time-critical emergency intelligence gathering mission. You completed your job and THEN the US government canceled your return flight home and told if you wanted to come back to the US you need to pay for your own ticket home.
I know this is a very minor grievance, but if I must return something to you, that benefits you, by a date you want it, then I think you should supply the return postage on that envelope.
quite a logical sequence.