I cannot believe you make 6 or 7 times what I make. Do you ever stop and THINK??? I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow to field the the fallout. I am sure it is all over Facebook already. I am amazed anew every single day.
Thank you for listening so carefully to my rant about the drama in my life and for validating me…especially after you waited to tell me about your ACTUAL dramatic experiences with your family member in the ambulance this weekend. Perspective.
How can you be so smart, but literally so clueless?
I worry about you. You’re falling back into old, self destructive patterns. I can only do so much to help you. You have to want to get better and be willing to work at it. I know it’s not easy.
I’m over you, summer fog. June glum go away and show me some sunshine! I don’t know if I’ll survive if the entire summer is foggy. It’s almost 430 and Dear Sunshine I haven’t seen you yet.
I felt so sorry for the tourist who come and are planning on spending the day at the beach.
Never, ever, ever friend people on Facebook that are co-workers. Just don’t. Leave that for LinkedIn.
And make your Facebook visible to friends only! If you don’t do these things you are an idiot.
I think I don’t really like Adele’s latest album. I know that makes me a pariah.
Your determination to always have the last word makes you look petty and immature.
You asked me if we really wanted to do this expensive thing on a weeknight, and that you didn’t want to organize it. I agreed (being polite and not wanting to organize it) that it might be too much. That’s the last I heard, now I see photos on Facebook that you all went without me and never said you had changed your mind. Thanks. I now feel like the awkward 13 year old me again.
Missing my mom tonight. She was passionate about what is happening tonight.
7 down, one to go. I hope this ends on a high note.
I accidentally knocked your toothbrush off the sink and it landed up against the toilet plunger.
“I’m not a perfect person, there’s many things I wish I didn’t do, but I continue learning…”
We gave you SIXTY DAYS to pay your invoices, and you STILL have three of them overdue! We won’t be working for you again.
I never, ever thought ,even for a millisecond, that you would have any impact on my well being. Yet here I sit with an underlying feeling of dread and heaviness that permeates my every waking moment. It’s just a constant sick feeling in my gut. I don’t know if I can make it until November and if the worst happens…what then?
You seriously are making me sick.
So was this some sort of joke or just incompetence? We bought 2 plants labeled yellow squash but they are producing GOURDS! What am I supposed to do with them?
Your kid was accused of cheating. I have no idea what really happened.
I’m shaking my head that your response is that your kid should report the professor. For what, being unfair to your snowflake?
It must be hard knowing everything about everything and what everyone else’s family has done or not done. That’s a lot of responsibility and knowledge to float around in that big head of yours.
Why are all of your posts so long???
OK look I agreed to give you a ride home after your colonoscopy when your original arrangements fell through. I told you I needed to know about the parking at the downtown medical center so I could pick you up. And now you text me that I have to be there in person at 8 AM to verify that I will pick you up later when your procedure is done? And I still don’t know where to park. And I have to go down there twice? They don’t believe in phones?