I’m already crying, and we haven’t even left for the airport.
I love how in one breath you tell us you’ve never seen a staff that works so hard … and in the next breath, you give us more work.
When you say repeatedly “the three of us” when there are four at the table, you highlight your stupidity.
Dearest Mother, why is it that every time I visit, you greet me by asking “How come you never visit?”
Can things get any worse? Wait … yes, they can. Let’s amend that: WILL things get worse? Yes. Why can’t I just be 65 already!!!
I know for a fact you have an outstanding bill for your DD to participate in cheer this school year, like $1200 to be exact, it was due back in May, nor did you pay the $40 due yesterday at uniform fittings. Can you see why it is annoying and has us wondering why we just saw multiple social media posts of your daughter hugging a brand new, pink ribbon wrapped, Volvo for her 16th birthday yesterday with the “Happy Birthday Baby, mommy loves making you smile!”. Pay your dang bills first girlfriend.
I just have to say that a few posts today have really made me laugh. A lot. Thank you! I needed it!
The Seafair ships are too distracting!!!
If you are in the left lane and there isn’t anyone in front of you slowing you down, and several cars are lined up behind you, the “Slower Traffic Keep Right” sign applies to you. For the love of Pete, please check your rear view mirror and move over. Time is money, and some of us are in a hurry. >:)
(That’s what’s in my head. What comes out of my mouth is more like, “ahhhhh, come ON! Let’s go! Urg!”)
OMG, they had the perfect, storybook marriage. How could he DO that to her? I’m in shock. I hope she takes him to the cleaners.
When I know what I’m talking about because I do it every year and you want to tell me I’m guessing because you know someone who…
I don’t think you really want to go to college at all. I wish you would just say so. There are other ways to live. Just say it. I can’t keep breathing down your neck year after year about school. I really am spent.
I can’t believe it’s August and you are still dealing with this - arrrg! You are one of the best human beings I have ever met and you deserve to be happy. Hoping something changes very soon. Very, very soon.
I think you might need a Snickers bar.
bed bugs. I’m going to curse!
Indiana toll roads… you suck, BIG time! My I-Pass transponder worked at 1 out of 4 ‘pass-through’ lanes. Unfortunately, all ‘pass-through’ lanes still have gates that won’t open unless your toll booth reads my transponder; so I pissed off a bunch of people behind me, but how was I to know? Funny how I had no issues an hour earlier going through two toll booths in IL, and my account has $43 in in, so no issue with that.
I strongly dislike ants!
I like Houston
I hate dental ‘stuff’
I’m so proud of myself that I could come up with a rejoinder in the moment, at the time, and not 10 days later. I’m not getting older, just better. 