Say it here cause you can't say it directly- the get it off your chest thread (Part 1)

Except for a couple things I need to call and order closer to Christmas, I am done shopping. I think everyone will like their gifts, and I didn’t go too crazy buying things I will need to return. Now I can enjoy my vacation next week, and not stress about presents.

Well, Kohl’s, if nothing else, at least you are consistent. YOu suck, you lie, you stall and your customer service is a joke.

Please, please, please dear sweet little rescue doggie that I brought into our home. Please be able to calm down enough to trust H. He’s kind and gentle, yes he’s also tall and I can see where he might seem scary. But if you continue to growl and bark at him whenever he comes into view this might not be the family for you. That would make me so sad because you and I are getting along so well. Oh how I wish I could just explain all of this to you.

Neighbor had this story to tell about her son’s changing voice. “Let me tell you something I found hysterical. Son’s voice is changing. I was in the kitchen and he was in the living room. Pixie, my Maltese, was in the kitchen with me and couldn’t see him. He started quizzing me about what we have bought him for Christmas. The dog started going nuts. She didn’t recognize his voice and thought a stranger was in the house.”

Cat, I clean and refill your water bowls daily. Why must you drink out of the toilet immediately after I do this - and right in front of me?

Sorry for starting the fight on my facebook page, since I normally stay away from politics, but I just wasn’t happy sharing an alma mater with a certain Midwestern governor who is “movin’ on up”.

Dear Hotel TV-Cable-Package Buyers: What’s wrong with you? Why do you always buy the tv package that doesn’t include HGTV? Don’t you want female business travelers to stay at your hotel? It’s the only time I get to watch tv and I want non-stop House Hunters International!

Thanks for (almost) completing the work to close out to the estate. You could have given your siblings some insight into what the estate expenses were that led to the final number to distribute, but I didn’t ask and won’t. Just please get the k-1 forms out in a timely manner next year.

It’s not a bragging thread.

Do love you so!

Dh will spend every evening next week at a work related holiday dinner/party to which spouses are not invited. Why can’t these businesses treat their staff/clients to a nice lunch instead?

Please don’t let it be cancer , but if it is, please be treatable.

Snow and cold weather you are not welcome over here. Please stay away from here.

I don’t think I like you anymore and that makes me sad.

Nobody believes the drivel you spew.

Thank you for the best results possible. Cancer sucks! Please, please let this be the last time.

To the lady behind me on the treadmill in the next row: it’s a better idea to get headphones and microphone into shout into your phone. You are loud!I have headphones in and I’m trying to listen to the news. I still can’t drown out your yakking. I have hoped that my turning around to her three times to look at you might’ve given you the hint but apparently I was either wrong or you don’t care or both

^ autocorrect-- should say get headphones with a microphone instead of shouting into your phone (which you also had on speakerphone and held at arms length while you yelled into it.)

Dear brother: on what freaking planet do you think it’s ok for you to sign me up to fly in a Cessna with Dad to take pictures without asking me (or him?)? No. No. No. Not even up for discussion.

I love and adore you as your are a sweet young woman.
You are certainly my, emotionally, second daughter.

BUT!!! How is it that your sweet 13 month old arrives in cotton clothes
with a light summer weight wrap over her when we are in an epic ice storm??

You could not get, for over an hour, to our home as 2 of the major ways were closed due to electrical
wires downed. You then, later, could not drive to your family’s party across town for the same reason.

But at least then your D was wrapped warmly in good Pendleton throw.
I love you but really—???

Your mom is awful but even she would have thought this out.

It is not rocket science to think your D needs a warm snowsuit or even jacket.
This really really upset me.
What if you ended stranded and she is in a cotton outfit and no hat.