I’m over your cranky mood. Don’t come to my house when you are hungry. You’re old enough to know that you get agitated when you haven’t eaten. I’m tired of you taking your agitation out on me.
Okay Hanes, you had me thinking all my Christmas shopping was done… but, today I learn that the 3 shirts I ordered that were to be shipped the week of 12/12 won’t be shipped until JANUARY 16th! Ugh! 
I think it should be a rule that when someone does YOU a BIG FAVOR, you can’t complain about them.
Don’t talk to me, I don’t want to here it. Why haven’t you figured that out.
Dang it! Dang those old eyes! I think I mixed up my contacts and put them in the wrong eye.
Seriously? How can you put private confidential information in a Christmas letter after you were repeatedly told it could not be shared with anyone? And then you think you have the right to be angry when you are called out for it?
This simple modem replacement project is turning into an endless and expensive drag. Fry’s is doing a happy dance.
Someone should shut off your internet at home and work, and cut off your phone wifi. You should not be allowed to comment.
I was so good this year, only shopped for people I needed to buy presents for, but then I broke down. I really couldn’t help myself when I bought this new bag. It was too pretty and the price was too good. Merry Christmas to me.
I’m sad that you are miserable back in this relationship. Sometimes, I wish I raised you to be an asshole.
I am sooooooo proud of you. You’ve really grown up and become a mensch. Having the three of you get together, all because you picked up the phone, makes me unbelievably happy.
Oh, mom, it is so hard to see you this way. I wish I could kiss you and make it all better, like you did for me so many years ago. I love you.
Another year has passed since you left me so unexpectedly. My heart breaks knowing that we never had a chance to say goodbye. Some people have moved on, but I can’t.
Do not tell me that it is my decision. I will not make it. You grow up and live with the consequences of your own decision. Why would you agree to go to my appointment on 1-31 and not assume you would go on 12-20 when I was able to reschedule and you had nothing at all on the calendar? Really?
As I told you–you decide if you are coming or not. You do not say “I want to work a few hours to make money” when you have sat around for days and could have at any time. You make your own decision and you live with whatever the good or bad comes from that.
No, hippie pretentious Facebook-meme-believer kayak tour guide, if you have cancer there is NOT a 95% chance of curing yourself with a vegan diet.
Well, Delta, your gate agent redeemed things. We didn’t sit together but we had comfy window seats and some upgrade benefits. That free glass of wine helped me to actually get a few minutes of sleep- something I never successfully do in a plane.
The old expression “be careful of what you wish for, it may not be what you think” is my dominant thought these days to people who think easy answers actually work (or as HL Mencken put it "to every problem, there is a solution, so easy, so straightforward…and dead wrong).
I’m not the one that spent the past year making this house spectacular, and it’s none of my concern when and for how much it sells, but dadgum it I want news!!!
Life is too short to waste time being mad at people that are close to you. Tomorrow isn’t promised so get it together before it is too late.
I’m sad that a kid in my extended family is now going to CC despite having great HS grades (unsure of test scores)…he was poorly advised and thought merit money was available in quantity. I wish I had spoken up.
Bad news: I broke down and actually bought a couple of items for myself…something which I haven’t done for several years despite having great finances.
Good News: The bike with pump, helmet, lock, and front/rear lights was a great buy for less than half of what I’d have paid for that bike alone if I had bought it new.
The other item was on sale…but only slightly…and more than what I’d have liked to pay for it even though I actually paid less for it than a comparable item nearly 25 years ago if one takes inflation into account.
I’m such a baddie. 