Well, aren’t you a nasty piece of work! Wow.
I’m not sure you could have said anything more hurtful. My heart is broken into a million pieces.
You were all delightful. My heart soars. I can’t believe we raised you so well!!
We all know your gluten intolerance is fake in order to avoid having to eat things you don’t want to eat. Quit pretending otherwise. I’ve proven it on many occasions and seen your children eat gluten when they know you’re not looking. All you’re doing is teaching them to be big liars just like you. Your son told me he couldn’t eat beef stew because
“it might have gluten” but the chocolate cake afterwards was just fine.
And how is that working for you?
Thanks for being haughty and ungrateful, and for interrupting everything I say. I’m really looking forward to meeting you.
The person who is responsible for washing the deck has the right to veto bird feeders on said deck!
Christmas dinner #3 tonight (thanks a lot, DIVORCE).
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…
To all the mums and dads out there who put an immense amount of effort into your holiday dinners/preparations and received no thanks…
From an anonymous daughter:
You make the holidays special. Although I may never tell you that I love you and rather ask repeatedly if the ham is ready yet, I do.
Keep being great parents.
Some threads need a “not helpful” button.
Looks like Santa left the “gifts”
of entitlement and grandiosity in quite a few stockings this year.
After 35 years of marriage, and few enough job bonuses to count on one hand, you never cease to amaze me how you can squander these bonuses on one large electronic purchase. Did you forget about that second mortgage, car note, and grad school loans that we are currently paying off? Did you really need yet ANOTHER blu-ray player?
Some people can sure dish it out but can’t take it so much.
Also, many things don’t get better by themselves. Someone has to say something.
I’m such a fool for expecting acknowledgement/gratitude for making all the cookies and jelly donuts from scratch. Receive no feedback, and feel hurt. How stupid to keep doing the same thing and expecting different results.
United Airlines, you didn’t help much in keeping me advised as to the status of my missing bag, but it just showed up at the hotel. All’s well that ends well.
And, fwiw, I like the replacement water shoes more than my old pair.
I am glad that I’m not going to have to replace 5-6 pairs of socks, boxer briefs, undershirts, polos, some swim trunks, rash guards, snorkeling gear, and incidentals, even if it was reimbursed (although I doubt you would have fully reimbursed).
Now I can enjoy my vacation.
Here’s how asking for favors works:
Person needing favor asks the person who will carry out the favor.
Really surprised people don’t call each other directly, but ask mom/dad to call brother/sister to ask niece/nephew for son/daughter. Teach your child some manners – have him pick up the phone.
You would never say that about another ethnic group.
So how about not saying it about ours?
Survived cooking/serving/cleaning up after Christmas dinner number 3. My body feels like I just played a football game (with double overtime) as a quarterback who got sacked about 20 times by a 6’8" 300 lb. linebacker.
But it’s over. Hallelujah.
Self aggrandizing and whiny. Nice combo.
Your voice is so grating when you talk with dogs or babies.
I do not like you in those moments.
Please stop!!!