It would have been helpful to have known ahead of time that you also need your trust return prepared.
Mental illness is a terrible thing.
Apparently I have no life because I have been waiting/watching since Wednesday for that “any minute now” giraffe to be born! :!!
Our Palm Beach County tax collector said it has cost us $1M to date, to serve as southern White House. No, county not expecting to be reimbursed (though asked). This will have a major impact on our schools and services.
We were happy to host you for several days when you were in town last year, pay for meals, museums and cover the large portion of the dinner bill at the expensive restaurant your daughter selected. You said money was really tight and that you had gotten a rotten deal in a divorce. I feel really bad for you. But it is a bit difficult to see this year all the spectacular photos from the many exotic trips you are taking all over the world. Guess you must really know how to stretch a dollar. Or have lots of kind-hearted friends like us all over the world.
Stop robocalling!! We get more than 5 a day. Not answering them. We know who we will vote for and its none of your business!
OK, we knew you would blow through the inheritance as soon as you got your hands on it. But could we hope that you had tax withheld when you cleaned out the IRA? I won’t ask, because the answer is obvious. Hope you like that house while you have it.
You’re a night owl but I’m not. So when you start texting me at 10pm about complicated or controversial things, it just makes it so that I can’t fall asleep afterward! Can’t we just speak on the phone and discuss during daylight hours?
If only I could say what I want!!!
Why am I putting myself through this?
The 2017 version of screaming “I hate you” is unfriending you on facebook, I guess.
Yes, that IS what you said. You also said a similar thing last night.
I have no idea where you think that this “standing up for yourself” is going to get
you because it sure is not making me like you.
Yes, we did discuss Friday as the deadline, and just because it’s me sending it to my boss, and not yours, doesn’t mean it wasn’t a “real deadline.” And I don’t want to have an argument about it over email at 11:30 p.m. on Sunday.
No, you don’t get to police my food choices, Mr. I’ve-had-two- mini-strokes-and-I-still-drink-like-a-fish!
My parents are almost 50 and it’s just now hitting that they wont be around forever. Stop aging 
STOP with the extremely loud raucous commercials already! Commercials always go up a decibal or two but recently the explosive and annoying sounds they call music or jingles of every commercial has become debilitating - it’s like they are competing with each other. Just stop!
Medical specialists need to work together. When the PCP, electro-physiologist, and cardiologist all say the surgery needs to be done asap, why does the lung specialist encourage you to wait? Your lungs will continue to deteriorate so nothing is gained by waiting and your heart will continue to deteriorate so a great deal could be lost by waiting. You , of course, want to put off the surgery indefinitely. I am praying that the surgeon can convince you to do the right thing or convince me that you are making the right decision.
Why yes, yes- I’m still waiting for that giraffe to be born…
26 miles, average speed 7 mph… no it was not a marathon - it was my friggin’ commute to school today. The best part was being almost next to the Needle when the lightning struck it. Is it July yet?
(autocorrect be damned!)
It is so annoying when you say you can’t find something when it’s obvious that YOU NEVER LOOKED!
Yes I’m yelling at you husband, at least make an effort to look instead of saying that you can’t find something. It was in your closet, right under your nose.