“It’s deja vu all over again…” Yogi Berra
Excellent.
Dear MIL, please don’t be so gullible. If something seems scandalous, check it out before spreading it! No, Michelle Obama’s mother will NOT be getting a federal pension.
And stop flipping out so easily. No, I was NOT drinking out of your water glass!! Let’s all remain calm please… (please!).
So, you let another deadline pass without taking care of the paperwork that needed to be done. ~X(
Another day another problem. So lucky my problems are small.
April, it’s late can you please have your baby already so I can go to bed!
Oh god… no!!! A giraffe live cam. Must. Stay. Out. Of. It.
To the guy next to me at the gym, for the love of God please stop singing…Ok actually this grunting is worse.
Credit card company: I asked for a small increase in my credit limit (and you idiots still had open credit on cards I no longer have) to conver a very large purchase, and you want me to send you our entire taxes? Um NO! That is NONE of your business.
Just because you can buy a can of chalk paint and slap some on any old piece of furniture, doesn’t mean you should. Good grief ! It hurts my feelings when people ruin an otherwise nice antique
No, you’re not square. You owe big time, and we know it. You got more than your share early-on. This isn’t going to be nice.
And they don’t want to interact with you on SM. You are way too old to be acting this way.
Did you seriously get mad at me for not responding quickly enough when you asked me for a favor? You’re not in a position to be making demands. I’m already annoyed at your constant requests…I understand an occasional need for help, but at this point it’s just laziness.
No, you do not get to open packages because “they had my name on them”. We have been over this before
not that long ago. We share the same account and you knew the you had not ordered anything. Worse, I was
standing 5 feet away so just maybe you could have asked. AND it was a surprise for you for some later date.
Boundaries? Upset about something I have yet to discover? I swear there are gaps in your life education.
I appreciate your intent, and I dont mean to sound ungrateful, but I really wish you hadn’t spent that much money on a gift for me. You don’t have much money, and you need to stop spending it on other people.
Keep the helicopter grounded.
It’s risk AVERSE!
You are a con artist and I am a fool.
I can’t believe you would stoop so low. You deserve nothing and him finding articles to share with us about estates and debt forgiveness don’t help.
He will never, ever be welcome in my home.
Ok, I get that you are sick. I am, too, and I have a cracked rib which isn’t helping. But please for the love of all that is holy, do not harp on me to clean things as soon as I get home from work, especially since you are not working. Clorox wipes do not require my expertise.
I give up–I try very hard to send fun, thoughtful gifts or tickets for events to your kids. You or they almost never acknowledged these or said if you enjoyed them or if you even received the gifts. I wondered if you did not like these things but didn’t want to say anything. So I decided to send money. Same result–no thanks, no acknowledgement. I am done.