Thank you, skunk, for moving out from under our office building.
Well, then, you really are a schmuck, you know. One thing you can’t change. The other – maybe it’s time to think about becoming an adult.
Randomly blocking someone’s number out of the blue isn’t how you end a relationship.
I can handle being dumped over text, being dumped over absence of text is new…
I am trying to do what’s best for you. Stop giving me a hard time.
Dear cats. We bought a house with a basement, and I had hopes that you will be cooling off there during the hottest days of the year! Stop melting into the living room floor and looking so miserable. Shoo! Go to the basement, will you!
What happened to the rain in the forecast?!!!
Oh, the humidity!
I want 70’s and that natural Air conditioning, or keep the 80’s, just take the smoke away.
Dear Twitter, I wish you would follow the Facebook lead and give us more reaction icons. I really need one to communicate a negative reaction.
Well, that was my laugh for the day.
You’re a high school senior, and you have a tantrum because your offer to edit someone else’s college essay wasn’t met with the adoration you think you rightfully deserve?? You have the unmitigated gall to put down the person requesting help, as well as all the “average” people she might turn to?
You, my friend, are having the same tantrum the 3 year old across the street had yesterday. Except that hers was easy to understand because of her age. You’ve been believing all those people over the years who told you that you were “special.”
Yeah, you are. But not in any positive sense at all.
Can someone just shut him up? Enough already. It’s no longer funny but scary.
The supreme court doesnt pass bills, it hears cases.
I don’t understand why nobody likes me. It’s lonely. does everybody feel this way? I haven’t had a phone call, email, or invite from any of you. and nobody wants to hear about it, so I’ll just keep pretending. Running out of tissues, though.
Starting next June, my sister is going to work at JP Morgan!!!
Congratulation is in order.
I thought my medical supplies that I ordered on Monday and that were shipped from the supplier on Monday should be here by now. So I checked the USPS tracking. Seriously? They are still sitting at the post office where they were dropped off on Monday.
Reading a Trip Advisor review from a parent from New York who hosted a party of 60 at an all inclusive vacation spot in the caribbean for their daughter’s sweet 16 party - oh, I am so not part of that life. My son was happy with his dinner out with 3 friends.
So sad about what I see in the news today.
The promotion of anti-intellectualism - very scary stuff!
People should really stop throwing around that “I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it” quote. Some people don’t deserve to be defended…
Made ice cream with coconut cream. Hope that turns out well
It’s still the first half of August. Please hold off on trying to cram your pumpkin flavored products down our throats. I’m still waiting for local corn to hit the market.