REALLY?! Who plans a high school reunion - a 40th high school reunion, no less - on Thanksgiving weekend, and then lets everyone know a month ahead of time?? I can’t be the only one who has family obligations in other parts of the country…or maybe you just don’t care about people like me.
Trying to pretend everything is okay is exhausting
It sure is nice and infuriating to do vacuum when none of your roomates are tidy enough to do it.
I have so much I would like to say about the effects of rich companies riding in on a white horse with promises of saving the po’ folk, but I will keep it to myself.
What the heck?!? Curling your eyelashes while driving in the merge lane of a busy freeway in morning commute traffic is NOT cool.
Did they shut down all the obedience schools? Why have none of the dog owners around here trained their dogs on the most basic commands - sit, stay, down, leash training? Really, life is so much easier when you are the boss and the dog knows it. If I see one more whiney owner jerking on a flexi-leash at the park, there might be an intervention.
Seriously? Was that necessary?
To get a job you have to actually look for a job! Complaining about not having one and sleeping all day doesn’t NOT make one miraculously appear!
The missing teen was apparently found. Rumor has it that he disappeared for a day on a dare. His poor parents, but what matters is that he’s OK.
YAY! Her October SAT score showed a 120 point increase from her awful first score. That “dream school”: may actually be somewhat of a possibility. Not a shoe in, but at least now it’s worth thinking about.
You don’t need to drive 80 mph! You are not the only one to bear the consequences of a ticket!
I really wish my eyesight was a bit better and I had a bit more filter with my mouth. I am really sorry for what I said and how it hurt someone’s feeling tonight. I don’t know how to take it back.
I am that person everyone complains about here. 
It’s not really normal to give another woman a piece of your dead mother’s jewelry. At least you had the decency to ask if her H would mind. Too bad you didn’t have the kindness or respect to ask me.
This is truly a first world problem.
Seriously, bath and body works you advertised that your candles were one price in your email. Crazy I read the fine print the sale is until Sunday. But when I made a special trip across town, the special was different. Yes I am aware that if I bought 6 candles the price is a tiny bit cheaper. But I didn’t want to buy $60 worth of freaking candles!
So annoying. Lol!
I am not good at visiting people in the hospital. I’m sorry. I did go and spent a few minutes, but I didn’t want to tire you out. Prayers for some sort of improvement.
I don’t want you to hurt, a mother never does, but I like the chance to talk you through your short bouts of homesickness. I don’t want to ever burden you with me missing you, I try not to anyway. It’s a little selfish of me, but I kind of like it when you say you are missing me.
Wow. They’re all grown up and don’t need me anymore. How wonderful. How sad.
A 4 pound bag of peanut M&Ms?!
Clearly you can’t be trusted to go to Costco by yourself.
Although I might have come home with a 65" tv, so maybe I shouldn’t criticize.
Costco is a dangerous, dangerous place.
Finally, I can fit in every pair of pants in my drawer!!
When a dumb college kid you have known for 2 and half years ask about Honda Vehicle in Hyundai Manufacturing info session, you know it’s a fat chance that he will get a job there.