Never a “great job” - always a long answer about how we should do something better.
Note to the wise: NOT a good idea to take a spur of the moment “let’s have lunch at the shore” after taking your spouse for a prostrate biopsy. And if you do anyway buy gas cause there’s none on the Jersey island.
I wish there was a WOW face reaction on CC. I have wanted to use it here many times.
Please stop saying you “have” to go on all these business trips that disrupt your visitation…your young-enough-to-be-your-daughter/barely legal girlfriends are stupid enough to post your dated vacation photos of the two of you in public forums. Our daughters see those photos…after you tell them you HAVE to miss visitation because you have to go on business trips to pay for everything you have to pay for. They also know how much a Mercedes costs, and they’ve seen all the new things you put in your completely unnecessary and oversized house. They are not stupid.
Also, stop mixing up your girlfriend’s laundry with our daughters’. If my girls find one more bra that isn’t theirs in their belongings, then I will hand deliver that bra to its owner in the middle of the day at her yoga studio.
You are doing a fantastic job ensuring your kids will want NOTHING to do with you once they turn 18. It doesn’t matter how famous you think you are; you’re a misogynistic ass and your kids know it.
No, you may not bring your 5th grader over here just because she wants to see our cat. That’s stupid. First of all, you’re a 90 min drive away. Second, I’ve seen how your kid carries cats around the house. And I’ve seen your kid defiantly ignore other adults’ instructions to stop doing it. If you won’t tell your kid no, I will. And no, I’m not sorry that your kid will cry and be upset. Give that kid a little bit of discipline instead of catering to her every whim. You are doing a great job at raising a special snowflake and I don’t mean that in a complementary way.
You’re a nasty, self-centered piece of work. Always have been. Why expect better from you?
You are a ridiculous idiot. It took me 5 minutes to solve the problem that you think I should just live with
or learn how to use something that I dislike. Same thing yet again. Just making me take of myself more and
more. Cost $19.99.
Congrats that you’re going to a better school than me but you cheated your way through school, are incompetent at most things, and you’re going for business which is such an easy degree my cat could do it.
You read me the riot act for not addressing an envelope the way you wanted me to. Next time, expect nothing or expect a card addressed to “resident”. Your behavior was unacceptable.
Booked a bed and breakfast on Airbab. No where did it say no shower in room. Great a nice jet tub in there. Problem is I had foot surgery a few months back and have a bad knee. So basically if I get into the tub I will be stuck there for life. Guess I better read the fine print next time :))
Thank you Apple Store! When you destroyed my daughter’s phone trying to replace the battery, you made good and gave her a brand new one at the cost of the battery replacement. Sweet.
Please stop long enough to realize what type of a life you must lead if you can spend THAT MUCH TIME analyzing, and discussing subjects of such a minor nature.
Be thankful you have the time and spare mental cycles to spend on trivia. Then consider whether it’s really ‘fair’ to sit on thy thrown and spout moral platitudes expecting those without the spare time and mental cycles to not only see the your wisdom, but to bow to your ‘superiority’.
I went to an engagement party last night and had the nicest time with relatives I felt estranged from for many years thorough a relative’s divorce, addiction, and other traumatic events. I felt a kind of bonding with them like we had been through wars together and have come out on the other side. It was a joy to see they are happy and healthy and all the children are grown up and doing well.
There are a lot crazies out there.
Sheesh, Amazon. You did not hand the package directly to the homeowner. I found it stashed by the garage. Second time in 3 days. Ring the $(%&)^&_)*&$ doorbell.
As of tomorrow all three of our children will be gainfully employed doing things they are happy to be doing.
I have been SO looking forward to when I could say this. YIPPEE!!!
Arghghghghgh, weather. D’s flight is now delayed 4 hours and I’m supposed to pick her up at 2:30 AM? noooooo
It’s all too much change at once. New city. New home. New People. DD leaving for college. Mom with ALZ. Please don’t yell at me that I’m not doing enough to manage the reno. I just need a freaking hug and a soft place to land.
He’s leaving at 4:30 AM tomorrow. It’s never enough time and never will be. He has no idea how much he means to us.
Last to know about your divorce, last to know you’re dating and last to know you’re getting married in two months. I’m your sister amd just got invited but the grooms family already has their flights purchased. Whats the message you’re trying to send? Your divorce will be six months and a week old on your wedding day. Kind of fast IMO but no one asks. And don’t have mom jack me up for “not liking” your fiance. I have literally met him three times. That’s not enough time to bond with the first person you’ve dated in decades, it’s barely enough time to form an opinion.